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Family affair: Osama Bin Laden (second from right) was identified with the help of DNA taken from the brain of an unidentified sister, who died from cancer
And according to a report on Americas ABC news yesterday, a key sample had come courtesy of the death of one of his sisters in a Boston hospital several years ago, from brain cancer.
Immediately after her death, it was claimed, the FBI obtained a court order to seize her body. Her brain was then preserved, and tissue and blood samples from it helped form the DNA database that was used to match that of Bin Laden.
Such samples from siblings alone could not, however, prove 100 per cent that the new corpse is that of Bin Laden himself. Close similarity of the new corpses DNA profile with those taken from siblings could only show that a member of the Bin Laden family had been killed.
Further circumstantial evidence ‚ including photos, perhaps his height (up to 6ft 6in), and location in a hideout at the centre of the Al Qaeda terror network ‚ might then be added to provide all the proof the Americans feel necessary.
A U.S. intelligence official said last night that as well as being identified by U.S. troops on the ground, a woman believed to be one of his wives had confirmed Bin Laden was the dead man.